The Official BRITNEY SPEARS Webpage

 

Real Ultimate Power

 

Hi, this site is all about Britney Spears, REAL BRITNEY SPEARS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Sean and I can't stop thinking about Britney Spears.  This chick is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

 

Facts:

 

1.    Britney Spears is a mammal .

2.    Britney Spears fights ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of Britney Speakrs is to flip out and kill people.

 

 

Weapons and gear:

 

  

Umbrella                       Trucker Hat and Drugs

 

 

Super Crazy Face

 

 

Testimonial:

 

Britney Spears can kill anyone she wants!  Britney Spears cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  This chick is so crazy and awesome that she flips out ALL the time.  I heard that once Britney Spears was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Britney Spears killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw Britney Spears totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

 

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

If you don't believe that Britney Spears has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or she will chop your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

 

Britney Spears is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This girl is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Britney Spears is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start yoga next year.  I love Britney Spears with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

 

 

Q and A:.

 

 

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Britney Spears?

A: Britney Spears is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand she doesn't give a crap, but on the other hand, Britney Spears is very careful and precise.

 

Q: I heard that Britney Spears is always cruel or mean.  What's it's problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Britney Spears can be mean OR totally awesome. 

 

Q: What does Britney Spears do when she's not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of her free time is spent singing, but sometime she drinks.  (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

I heard ninjas are pretty sweet too!