The New Oklahoma Master Plan

CO-AUTHOR. SURPRISE ATTACK PRESS. 2016

Imagine if you will, when crossing the border into Oklahoma, instead of seeing tumbleweeds, you saw a beautiful coastline as far as the eye can see? What if instead of signs warning of hundreds of miles before the next gas station, you saw a beautiful coastline as far as the eye can see? What if instead of seeing abandoned trailer homes inhabited only by starving dogs with matted hair and missing teeth, you saw a beautiful coastline as far as the eye can see? What if “what if” was the reality? What if indeed.The New Oklahoma master plan challenges you to dare to imagine.

“Agriculture. The Pythagorean Theorem. The Scientific method. General relativity. The atom bomb. These are the great intellectual achievements of mankind. Each of these remarkable breakthroughs can be broken down into two simple parts: 1). the idea, and, 2). the execution. With New Oklahoma, we already have the idea. We’re halfway there. In this landmark study, Sean Bonner and Allen Morgenstern embark upon a fearless journey of dispassionate intellectual inquiry in pursuit of a NewOklahoma. Inside this text, you’ll learn the surprising answers to such questions as: Where is Oklahoma? (The south). Is Oklahoma currently inhabited? (Yes).What will happen to current-day Oklahoma? (Dump it in Missouri). And what other topics does the book cover? (I don’t know, I haven’t read it yet). Anyway, I give my highest possible recommendation to this remarkable study. In the tradition of all great American ideas, Sean and Allen have created a confident plan for action, no matter how costly, impractical, or dangerous.” – Max Tempkin, Cards Against Humanity

Sean Bonner and Allen Morgenstern have previously written various books on various topics. 


Another brilliant piece of work with my long time co-collaborator Allen Morgenstern, conceived and executed thanks to too much coffee, that the world has taken an embarrassingly long time to recognize. – s


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