rule-34-at-at1As you may have heard from such places as my Facebook wall, today is my birthday. Seeing as how it is my 34th birthday, I realize it’s my duty to remind you all of the internet rule #34 which states that “If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.”

This is an important bit of information to keep in mind. Next time you start to think “I wonder if..” stop yourself right there because the answer is already yes. That has nothing to do with my birthday, but it’s just something good to keep in mind. Anytime you think something is fucked up, there is definitely something much worse which should be reassuring. Should be.

Anyway, in regards to my birthday, I’ve also already decided that the year spanning 34-35 will be even more epic than 33-34 was. And 33-34 was damn epic. I’m not yet sure if it will be win or fail, but I’m dedicated to making it epic in either situation. Won’t you join me in this righteous quest?